Epic Cleaning Day

I smell sex and candy....

....well, at least just the candy...

My ex is visiting to return some of my books, and so I can give her some of her stuff that somehow stayed in my house for over a year, hidden away in the dark recesses of my room, like some sort of Lovecraftian horror.  One of her books seems to be resting somewhere, waiting for the stars to align I guess.  But I found even greater horrors hidden in the recesses of my room, like an exploded bottle of Gods-know-what.  I know, I'm a bit of a slob in real life.

The thing is, is that this is a remarkable time to reorganize and walk down memory lane, and find ancient campaigns and adventures hidden away under stacks of paper and shit.  It is interesting to see bits and pieces of my old settings again, and how they persisted to my current settings and adventures, like Pendragon's Cauldron and the Church of Illian.  Perhaps in time I will go over some of these things, but for now, just the memory of them lingering on is enough.

A while back, I mentioned the blurb on the back of the D&D Adventure Game box.  My epic clean also uncovered that.

There is something moving behind that door... Perhaps it's a vicious ogre waiting to tear you limb from limb.  Or a horde of zombies thirsting for blood.  Or maybe a terrifying dragon ready to engulf you in a maelstrom of fire.  Problem?  Nope, not for you.  You're a hero - a powerful wizard, a strong fighter, or a sneaky rogue.  You can handle whatever comes at you in this introduction to the greatest fantasy game of all time.

You should have seen my face light up when I found it during my trek to find her one book.  I had four of her vampire novels, since she tried to get me into Anne Rice.

Let's see, there's the ones I found, and there is the one I was searching for.  One, two, three... OH FUCK!  I LOST ANOTHER ONE!