Sinus Infection and Gas as told by 90's Mentos Commercials

So my flu turned into two separate problems of a Sinus Infection (of which I am still recovering from), and this annoying case of gas.  Why annoying, because it gives off all the signs and indications that I need to run, not walk, to the bathroom before Shitagra Falls breaks the levy.  This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that I have also turned into some sick living Larry the Cable Guy joke, needing to fart at every possible moment.  I'm laying down trying to recover and I start moving around for relief and softly groan out as if I am in some sort of hardcore porn.  So the purpose of this blog is to show off just how annoying this is, with 90's Mentos commercials, you know, the ones with that jingle and the outlandish shit happening.

So let us begin by talking about something completely different and... hold on...

Okay, where was I, oh yeah.  So, one thing this has given me some time on was some time to catch up on some of my reading.  It's been a while since I've sat down and read.  Destiny let me borrow Plato and a Platypus Walked Into a Bar... excuse me...

Anyway.  I've been a bit lax in reading stuff beyond blogs, D&D materials, and the news... hold on, might take some news in with me for this one...

So, reading?  Right.  So, the other book I am reading right now is Carte Blanche, the new 007 novel.  I actually haven't read a 007 novel before, so when I bought it, it was a pretty exciting buy, and so far, I am enjoying it quite a bit.  It is certainly a different kind of Bond experience, and speaking of different kind of experiences...

Oh Final Fantasy VIII, oh Spoony...

Anyway, back onto the main subject... wait... here we go again!

You know what, I think you get the idea of how annoying I feel right now.  So I think I'm gonna end it here for today folks.