Saturday, April 30, 2016

The Many Names of Drizzt Do'Urden



Drizzt Do'Urden... Obviously

Dr. Zit Do'Surgery

Drizzle-tits Dance'Tassel

Drizzle Fo'Shizzle

Deedee McElf

Mary Sue

Dick Do'Scrotalplay

Popularizer of Elf Ragers... Everywhere

Fuckin' Elf Names

R.A. Salvatore's dude

Drit-Zitz D'Emoelf

Gary Stu

Drzzt D'rdn

Tyler Durden

Drizzit D'Urden (how I alwayd used to spell it)

Most overplayed character race since 2003

Drizzt Do'IWannaBeTanis

Peter Parker/Spider Man

Toby Maguire

Grandpa's racist terminology that I am ashamed of

Elfkin Fap Material

Drizzt In Every Forgotten Realms Game

Drizzt I'msexierthanLegolas

Benedict Cumberbatch

The Elf equivalent of Disney's Frozen

Drizztitzdirzititz, the typist electrocuted himself

Ted Cruz/Zodiac Killer

That guy with the dual scimitars

Keezer Dröwze

The Good Drow

The Good Drow's Garden

Other puns on The Good Witch series

Seriously how many Good Witch movies are there?

Sarah Manning

Drotzle the German Drow

Drizzle-tits... Wait... I said that one

Faerun's Daredevil

...yup, that about does 'er.  Wraps 'er all up.


Things turned out purdy good for the Drow and 'is gang...

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